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Psych's "Chocolate Dance"
CHOCOLATE IS A VEGETABLEChocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Beans = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, Chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. ====================================================================== THE PROBLEM: how to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. THE SOLUTION: eat it in the parking lot. ====================================================================== DIET TIPS 1) eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. 2) If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other? 3) Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. 4) Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. 5) A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy? 6) If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you? ====================================================================== REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts." Rules of Chocolate
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other? Money talks. Chocolate sings. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger! Q: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A: Because no one wants to quit! If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done today. The Chocoholics 12-step program : NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!! Chocolate Facts!!!Chocolate is made from plants, which means it contains many of the health benefits of dark vegetables. These benefits are from flavonoids, which act as antioxidants. Antioxidants protect the body from aging caused by free radicals, which can cause damage that leads to heart disease.
Why is Dark chocolate good for you?
Doesn't Chocolate Have a lot of Fat?:
Chocolate Tip 1 - 3.5 ounces, of dark chocolate a day to get the benefits. Chocolate Tip 2 - Taste the Chocolate let it melt in your mouth Chocolate Tip 3 - Go for Dark Chocolate it has 65 percent or higher cocoa content. Chocolate Tip 4 - look for pure dark chocolate or dark chocolate with nuts, orange peel or other flavorings. Chocolate Tip 5 - Avoid Milk a glass of milk could prevent the antioxidants being absorbed or used by your body. Thoughts of Red Hat Wisdom:
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate Focus on the success of those around you and success will come to you Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. -author unknown When we hear the dirty word, "EXERCISE", We need to wash our mouths out with CHOCOLATE! Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt One never has too many hats - a Red Hatter Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Dale Carnegie Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. -author unknown Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. author unknown |
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Past "Laugh Lines" & "Quotes
of the Month" June 2012 "Laugh Lines": " Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance go out with your SB sisters instead! Phyllis Diller/Queen Mum May 2012 "Laugh Lines": How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go???? NEED AN ANSWER? You know good & well where it went! That's what makes the cake stick to our BUTTS! May 2012 "Quote" Women: it's easy to go for the burn...just sit around and wait for a hot flash." – Author Unknown |